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Post by Barbie Doll on Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:27 pm

1. In game name: Barbie Doll

2. Real life age: 40

3 Approximate character skills: Played DF for 1 year

4 Darkfall playstyle: mage i guess

5 How long have you been playing DF? about 1 year

6 What other clans have you been in? NEW, Last Call, Absolution for 1 month kicked due to inactivity

7 Personal Info: being gamer since 1990s

8 What you are looking for in clan? PVP, PVE, Siege, Conquer

9 What can Absolution do for you? watch my back


DF1 name: Brecht Salian


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Post by Bartlebe on Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:30 pm

What's your favorite non-Darkfall game?

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

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Post by Barbie Doll on Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:34 pm

Bartlebe wrote:What's your favorite non-Darkfall game?


Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Dayz atm, Starcraft 2 Marine Arena (im king of Marine Arena), Skyrim, Wasteland

1 horse sized dick

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Post by Bartlebe on Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:51 pm

Good answers.

I don't like swarms of things, especially tiny horses.

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Post by Talth on Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:22 am

I WANT 100 duck sized horses!! SO CUTE!! GOD do you have any idea how much money you could sell them for once you trained and bred them??

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Post by Uzik on Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:23 am

Are you willing to accept that Uzik is better than Beleg at everything he does?

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Post by Slavyn on Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:30 am

Talth wrote:I WANT 100 duck sized horses!! SO CUTE!! GOD do you have any idea how much money you could sell them for once you trained and bred them??

Typical woman, always trying to keep the man down.

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Post by Talth on Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:50 am

Slavyn wrote:
Talth wrote:I WANT 100 duck sized horses!! SO CUTE!! GOD do you have any idea how much money you could sell them for once you trained and bred them??

Typical woman, always trying to keep the man down.

If I had these duck sized horses the only thing I would keep my man from doing is EVER working gain.

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Post by Barbie Doll on Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:24 am

Uzik wrote:Are you willing to accept that Uzik is better than Beleg at everything he does?


fo sho I pick you over that chubby dwarf anyday.

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Post by Zabulus on Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:34 am

Talth wrote:I WANT 100 duck sized horses!! SO CUTE!! GOD do you have any idea how much money you could sell them for once you trained and bred them??

i'm not sure, but i think you can breed alot more with a horse sized dick no? Twisted Evil

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Post by SackLunch on Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:13 am

Barbie Doll wrote:
Bartlebe wrote:What's your favorite non-Darkfall game?


Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?



1 horse sized dick

how did nobody pick up on this?

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Post by Zabulus on Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:37 am

SackLunch wrote:
Barbie Doll wrote:
Bartlebe wrote:What's your favorite non-Darkfall game?


Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?



1 horse sized dick

how did nobody pick up on this?

read up, i did expect talh to be on it too Embarassed

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Post by Slavyn on Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:32 am

Zabulus wrote:
SackLunch wrote:
Barbie Doll wrote:
Bartlebe wrote:What's your favorite non-Darkfall game?


Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?



1 horse sized dick

how did nobody pick up on this?

read up, i did expect talh to be on it too Embarassed

Ba dum, psht.

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Post by paxprobellum on Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:37 am

Uzik wrote:Are you willing to accept that Uzik is better than Beleg at everything he does?
Barbie Doll wrote:fo sho I pick you over that chubby dwarf anyday.

Wrong answer. 100 horse sized dicks incoming.

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Post by Back Stabath on Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:40 am

I am both confused and aroused by this thread.

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Post by Slavyn on Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:27 pm

I regret to inform you, your application has been denied.

Best of luck to you in Darkfall Unholy Wars.

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