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Post by Stubbs on Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:02 pm

I don't know if I know any of you guys, but I saw Uzik's lovely singing on youtube and since I find myself clanless I figured hearing more of that melodious voice in ventrillo would be enchanting.

1. In game name:
Stubbs
2. Real life age:
37
3 Approximate character skills:
N/A
4 Darkfall playstyle: (You can be creative ...)

I will most likely go skirmisher as my main build.

As to ability:

I don't claim to be an FPS god, but I can hold position and follow a plan without getting all ADD jittery when we have to wait 2 minutes to get going.

As to attitude:

In Shadowbane after Skorn server turned ghost town we moved with an alliance to another server where nobody knew us. While leveling new toons some random asked me to join us for grinding and I obliged by summoning him. We immediately ganked him. In his crying afterwards he was like, "WTF a guild named Symphony of Light is RPK?" And I was like yep:

5 How long have you been playing DF?
Played in the clan beta phase, on EU until NA came out, then a few months on NA

6 What other clans have you been in? (What did you like/dislike?)

In Shadowbane I was one of the founder/officers of Symphony of Light. Our city Wandering Horizon was the oldest standing when Skorn server went offline, although to be fair we only had to defend it 2-3 times.

I liked SoL and still consider myself a member but WoW killed the guild a long time ago. It now just amounts to some forums the lifers use to keep in touch.

In Darkfall I ran with Evil Bastages (on EU before NA the few of us there joined SIN). I see some mentions of Calamitous and some names I recognize on the forums here from them. We fought against them over Seelie in an extended war in the early days.

EB were halfway decently organized and had some decent players but they had an oldschool cabal that shit on everybody else. And when the actual oldschool leaders showed little interest in Darkfall leadership fell to a guy that let the clan get stolen by a simple scam. Also they were filled with primadonnas and drama.

7 Personal Info: (Gaming history, play schedule, job, or whatever else you want to share)

I am a web/iphone developer. In EB I put together a tool that scraped the clan vault data from AV's fucking retarded interface and presented it in a usable form (ie weekly totals of input/output on important resources per character).

I also became proficient in writing Autohotkey scripts.

I work independently from home so my schedule is whatever I want it to be, but I am typically asleep during normal US EST nappy times, and I do have actual work that needs to get done.

8 What you are looking for in clan?

A group that shares my deep love of unicorns.

9 What can Absolution do for you?

Not be a bunch of self important cockfags that forget it's all just pixels and this shit is supposed to be fun. Also, not sucking would be nice.

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Post by Fandral Staghelm on Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:11 pm

gotung wrote:
While leveling new toons some random asked me to join us for grinding and I obliged by summoning him. We immediately ganked him.
Yes

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Post by Bartlebe on Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:03 pm

As long as you promise not to say "cockfags" and are OK with people sucking.

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Post by Talth on Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:07 pm

gotung wrote:
8 What you are looking for in clan?

A group that shares my deep love of unicorns.



It's...it's like he's one of us already.





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Post by Stubbs on Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:23 pm

Bartlebe wrote:As long as you promise not to say "cockfags" and are OK with people sucking.

I can adapt my vocabulary to suit the group, and I am very laid back. I am the last person that will rage in voice/chat.

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Post by Bartlebe on Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:32 pm


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Re: Application - Stubbs

Post by Uzik on Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:36 pm

He already has an awesome sig and gif.

I demand he challenge Bartlebe for the position of clan sig/gif makers.


Also, Ponies > Unicorns


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Post by Talth on Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:41 pm

Uzik wrote:He already has an awesome sig and gif.

I demand he challenge Bartlebe for the position of clan sig/gif makers.


Also, Ponies > Unicorns


I knew that you had some...shall we say...eccentricities, Uzik, but...

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Post by Back Stabath on Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:30 pm

Spy!

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Post by Slavyn on Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:56 pm

Uzik wrote:He already has an awesome sig and gif.

I demand he challenge Bartlebe for the position of clan sig/gif makers.


Also, Ponies > Unicorns


That photo is just disturbing...

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Re: Application - Stubbs

Post by Ryroth on Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:11 pm

Same thing?


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Post by Stubbs on Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:14 pm

Back Stabath wrote:Spy!

All I can say to that is I have been developing this "throw-away" online persona for a diabolically long time:

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=3780406#post3780406


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Post by squeegee on Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:25 pm

gotung wrote:
Back Stabath wrote:Spy!

All I can say to that is I have been developing this "throw-away" online persona for a diabolically long time:

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=3780406#post3780406


Oh, sorry, we should have told to you go back and read EVERY application since Back joined the clan before responding to this.

It's really just Back's way of redirecting attention from the fact that he is the spy.

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Post by squeegee on Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:25 pm

Talth wrote:
gotung wrote:
8 What you are looking for in clan?

A group that shares my deep love of unicorns.



It's...it's like he's one of us already.





This "unicorn" looks like it's stoned.

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Post by Fandral Staghelm on Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:33 pm


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Post by Stubbs on Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:56 pm

squeegee wrote:
gotung wrote:
Back Stabath wrote:Spy!

All I can say to that is I have been developing this "throw-away" online persona for a diabolically long time:

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=3780406#post3780406


Oh, sorry, we should have told to you go back and read EVERY application since Back joined the clan before responding to this.

It's really just Back's way of redirecting attention from the fact that he is the spy.

No need to apologize. Accusing applicants of being spies is a time honored tradition in these kind of games. I'm positive I've done it myself.


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Post by Uzik on Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:59 pm


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Post by Owyn Magnus on Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:21 pm

Ahhh yes, the EB/Calamitous wars was a great time, especially when the alliance we were in folded after Erinthel fell and we were left on our own Smile


Good times, honestly. What was your name then?

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Post by Stubbs on Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:55 pm

Owyn Magnus wrote:Ahhh yes, the EB/Calamitous wars was a great time, especially when the alliance we were in folded after Erinthel fell and we were left on our own Smile


Good times, honestly. What was your name then?

Yea that was one of the things that impressed me when I was in EB. After losing Seelie we didn't fold and kept fighting until we got it back.

My mains have always been Stubbs. I was just a scrub in the their organization and I think my only fights with you guys were larger excursions so I probably didn't stick out.

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Post by Fandral Staghelm on Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:06 pm

gotung wrote:
Owyn Magnus wrote:Ahhh yes, the EB/Calamitous wars was a great time, especially when the alliance we were in folded after Erinthel fell and we were left on our own Smile


Good times, honestly. What was your name then?

Yea that was one of the things that impressed me when I was in EB. After losing Seelie we didn't fold and kept fighting until we got it back.

My mains have always been Stubbs. I was just a scrub in the their organization and I think my only fights with you guys were larger excursions so I probably didn't stick out.
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Post by Uzik on Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:08 pm

fandral staghelm wrote:
gotung wrote:
Owyn Magnus wrote:Ahhh yes, the EB/Calamitous wars was a great time, especially when the alliance we were in folded after Erinthel fell and we were left on our own Smile


Good times, honestly. What was your name then?

Yea that was one of the things that impressed me when I was in EB. After losing Seelie we didn't fold and kept fighting until we got it back.

My mains have always been Stubbs. I was just a scrub in the their organization and I think my only fights with you guys were larger excursions so I probably didn't stick out.
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Post by Fandral Staghelm on Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:26 pm

Uzik wrote:Emperor Owyn
ALL HAIL!!

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Post by Talth on Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:21 pm


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Post by Owyn Magnus on Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:38 pm

I like the direction this clan is taking

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