Hello we are Discordia.
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Hello we are Discordia.
We have 5 guys that used to be in calamitious and absolution, and we'd like to ally up with you.
We are Captian Helm, Ktwo blackarrow, Warlord Tubolard, Strazi Nightblade, Night Mare. We are all active and pvp, village cap, and farm (And screw around alot, while doing so)....Beleg said to make a fart joke, but i don't know any fart jokes.
We are Captian Helm, Ktwo blackarrow, Warlord Tubolard, Strazi Nightblade, Night Mare. We are all active and pvp, village cap, and farm (And screw around alot, while doing so)....Beleg said to make a fart joke, but i don't know any fart jokes.
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Re: Hello we are Discordia.
ktwo wrote:Beleg said to make a fart joke, but i don't know any fart jokes.
No fart joke. Fail.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humor
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A guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there's no tommorrow. But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke.
His wife, understandably is angry, and says: "One day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."
The next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, Hubbie falls asleep. The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.
"What happened?" asked his wife.
"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."
"What did you do?" asked his wife.
"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"
His wife, understandably is angry, and says: "One day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."
The next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, Hubbie falls asleep. The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.
"What happened?" asked his wife.
"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."
"What did you do?" asked his wife.
"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"
ktwo- Guest
Re: Hello we are Discordia.
lol see!!!
paxprobellum- Forum God
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Re: Hello we are Discordia.
Good joke. Approved.
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Re: Hello we are Discordia.
Please register a diplomat on the forums!
paxprobellum- Forum God
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Re: Hello we are Discordia.
You had me at turkey innards.
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