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Hello we are Discordia.

Post by ktwo on Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:12 pm

We have 5 guys that used to be in calamitious and absolution, and we'd like to ally up with you.
We are Captian Helm, Ktwo blackarrow, Warlord Tubolard, Strazi Nightblade, Night Mare. We are all active and pvp, village cap, and farm (And screw around alot, while doing so)....Beleg said to make a fart joke, but i don't know any fart jokes.

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Re: Hello we are Discordia.

Post by paxprobellum on Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:43 pm

ktwo wrote:Beleg said to make a fart joke, but i don't know any fart jokes.

No fart joke. Fail.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humor

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Post by ktwo on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:18 pm

A guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there's no tommorrow. But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke.

His wife, understandably is angry, and says: "One day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."

The next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, Hubbie falls asleep. The wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.

"What happened?" asked his wife.

"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."

"What did you do?" asked his wife.

"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"

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Re: Hello we are Discordia.

Post by paxprobellum on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:26 pm

lol see!!!

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Re: Hello we are Discordia.

Post by Uzik on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:53 pm

Good joke. Approved.

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Re: Hello we are Discordia.

Post by paxprobellum on Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:26 am

Please register a diplomat on the forums!

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Re: Hello we are Discordia.

Post by Darius on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:59 am

You had me at turkey innards.

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