kyxoan (daedro) Application

1. Game name: Rust and soon to be The Repopulation, I will have quite a few alpha keys.

2. Real life age: Old enough.... to party or 26

3. Game playing with Abso: Rust

4. Reason for applying: Back Stabbath told me to and I am easily persuaded when nude pictures of hairy men are displayed.

5. What other clans/groups are you affiliated with? (past or present): No one of note really.

6. Personal Info: (Gaming history, play schedule, job, or whatever else you want to share) Everquest, Everquest 2, WC3, SC2, Rust, CSS, Minecraft, Payday2, etc. I play when I'm not working, I have no social life, I work for the Government.

7. What can Absolution do for you? Play games with me.

8. Do you have a sponsor? If so, who? Back Stabbath

9. Repeat after me: "I have a microphone and I will use Mumble!" I have a microphone but I do not have mumble because I pay for a TS3 server.

Spy!










(good dude...)

Post pics of back

don't do it! Its a trick!

So you are gonna play ESO right?

No I'm going to play The Repopulation

kyxoan wrote:No I'm going to play The Repopulation

Good answer.

Accepted.

Sweet when do I get the welcome package? Back Stabbath told me that there would be food and key chains and stuff.

kyxoan wrote:Sweet when do I get the welcome package?  Back Stabbath told me that there would be food and key chains and stuff.

The welcome package does include food and key chains and stuff. Unfortunately, we are out of food and key chains. Also, the stuff is naked pics of Back. Enjoy!!

mmmmmmm me naked....

O just what we needed, Back recruiting... /Sigh there goes the neighborhood! Side note if you post a naked pic of Back, and that pic ever crosses my retina's I will murder you! Welcome aboard, Spy!

99% of the naked pictures on the internet are done by Back Stabbath.

kyxoan wrote:1. Game name: Rust and soon to be The Repopulation, I will have quite a few alpha keys.


4. Reason for applying: Back Stabbath told me to and I am easily persuaded when nude pictures of hairy men are displayed.

I have much in common with this person, and move that the application be approved FORTHWITH!

Also...Repop beta keys, eh? My NEW BEST FRIEND!!

Talth wrote:

kyxoan wrote:1. Game name: Rust and soon to be The Repopulation, I will have quite a few alpha keys.


4. Reason for applying: Back Stabbath told me to and I am easily persuaded when nude pictures of hairy men are displayed.

I have much in common with this person, and move that the application be approved FORTHWITH!

Also...Repop beta keys, eh? My NEW BEST FRIEND!!

Repop Alpha keys not beta, silly...

Already catching my mistakes. Curses...

What class are you going to play in ESO?

Did someone say Repopulation Alpha Keys??

Get in here!

On  a side note, how are the new changes to Rust?

Wait, what?  I want Repopulation Alpha Keys

i will kill my neighbor's first born child and kittens for an alpha key.

Back off my recruit fuckers!

Back Stabath wrote:Back off my recruit fuckers!

I've never spoken to this recruit of yours...and he taunts me with Repopulation keys....

He's not real is he? Is this like your Harvey, the big pink rabbit? Your alternate personality?

REPOP SOON WOOP WOOP

Too confusing to have 10 people on Mumble and 4 people on TS. 

Can't we all just be in the same freaking comms?

Anyone worth talking to is using Mumble.